goofygoober

your friendly neighborhood spider-man! [literally me](https://boxd.it/pJKvq) > *rating system > **0.5 I can barely imagine how it could be worse, I hated every moment if this “film” ** > **1.0 It absolutely sucked, but it had some redeeming quality (some genuinely funny moments or maybe decent animation) ** > **1.5 Like 1.0, but a little bit better ** > **2.0 I wish I didn’t watch it ** > **2.5 It had no bearing on my life, if I watched it or didn’t watch it, my life would be the same ** > **3.0 It was just about average, but I’m glad I saw it as opposed to not seeing it** > **3.5 This is a pretty good movie, some significant flaws but I enjoyed it** > **4.0 I really like, maybe love this movie, but it has some flaws that stop me from rating it higher** > **4.5 I LOVE this movie, and will tell all of my friends about it in excruciating detail, although it has some minor things that bother me** > **5.0 This movie is an absolute master class of film-making AND enjoyability, there are virtually no flaws that bother me and I enjoy nearly every second of runtime from a genius introduction, heart-pounding climax, and thrilling conclusion*