Jackie

this whole thing was like watching a video game…there’s no depth to anything from the lead’s textbook tragic backstory to the villains’ vague monologues! I’m sure my dad would love watching this on cable tv but I stand by my words and I really don’t think ana can actually act. this was a also a total waste of keanu who shows up dramatically like he’s iron man for some reason at the end…. outside of a singular scene in which characters smash plates on each others heads… I wasn’t really feeling this