The Lighthouse

I recommended this movie to my dad—because I had LOVED it and he had been a lighthouse keeper for a hot second—without thinking of how HORNY it is. I realized my mistake as soon as I hung up the phone but thought nothing of it, because I didn’t think he was gonna jump on the chance to watch it. He watched it, like, that same week. And he sure didn’t like it. Whoops. 😔 I for one fully endorse Willem Dafoe Puppy Play.