Hunter Nichols

Y’know, throughout periods of my life I’ve also had this notion that I was destined for something great. Some irrational feeling that maybe I could be special. All to just be reminded of the ever crushing feeling of being some regular Joe. But hey, life is what you make of it. Right guys? This movie might have just changed my life. Could have probably been a good 20 mins shorter tho.

One too many ‘rapey’ love scenes and too much plot (there really isn’t one); not enough Harrison Ford violently shaking his head and wearing a cool jacket. Edit: After watching 2049 this gets a half a star boost, idk why.

Here I thought Samara Weaving is some crazy iconic scream queen (which she still kinda is, I mean, come on). Turns out she is kinda niche. Boo.

I cried a series of times during this theatre experience. One of which was seeing the Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer on the big screen. This movie rocks. All pun intended. Give OUR goat his Oscar.