hannah cummings

If there are a million different realities, I have slept with your wife in every one of them.  ‼️ It’s always impressive when a film feels this cerebral without all the fancy trappings. Does a lot with a little while commanding your attention and tightening the tension and paranoia. I also kinda loved that every character is a little insufferable? Also completely unrelated but every time they cut to a full body shot of Em it felt like the hem of her tank top kept getting longer and longer. It’s the only thing in this movie that dates it which I find incredibly funny.

Any Jurassic world movie that isn’t terrible I consider a net win at this point. We all know nothing beats the original here.  DID NOT need any of the family subplot, get rid of em! Especially boyfriend.  That Rancor Xenomorph looking ahh at the end wasn’t it. D-Rex. D-REX???? That’s the name? D for derelict I guess.  Cackling at the fact this whole thing starts as a glorified Snickers commercial. You’re not you when you’re hungry… I guess.  Fave sequence was with the Mosasarus 💪🏼

This and Fresh really don’t want you falling in love with men you meet at the grocery store.

Love how Susan flirts like I do: poorly 🙂‍↕️ Also Regina Spektor for the end credits?? Crying 😭😭