The Room

fucking beautiful. weird to think about how this would probably be a worse movie if it was directed competently. like tommy wiseau clearly does not like women very much but he hammers that message so frequently and with such little subtlety/skill that it becomes impossible to take seriously. if there was an evenly remotely skilled director behind the screen this would just be a boring incel movies, but fortunately for us mr tommy vampire wiseau has instead elected to take us on the most bonkers ride this side of the west. we should be forever grateful. anyway, i’m gonna go play some football with my boys in our brand new tuxedos