Fateful Findings
neil breen fights the wind, his 4 always off laptops, and the entire world government for some pussy.
actual review:
this is the 3rd time i've seen this movie and... on neil breen never, please NEVER, quit. i've seen every one of his films, i'm only reviewing this one because i'm doing this whole letterboxd thing now but genuienly this is a work of art.
yes this is bad, but it is enjoyable. it's so outragelouly stupid and because it's supposed to be taken seriously it makes it so much funnier.
there's evil ass wind, a random black rock that just shows up when it wants to, 4 laptops that are used to hack into world governments by tapping the bottom row on the keyboard repeately and NIEL BREEN CAN PHASE THROUGH WALLS.
this is a film that both feels like it nothing happens yet everything happens. i was trying to catch up one of my friends who started watching with us about 20 minutes in and i was out of breath trying to explain everything.
basically... neil breen is god.