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I just don’t think they finished writing the movie? seems like it was supposed to be something like crazy stupid love with all the parallel mayhem building up and then all coming together but the build up is really stale and unfinished and then none of it every really pays off. it’s a bad sign if brad pitt is the best part of a movie and he is by far the best part of this movie idk why he doesn’t exclusively do comedies he’s hillarious, also frances mcdormand can do no wrong as far as im concerned

as the movie went on I just kept getting more and more impressed and excited to keep watching! The beginning is so tense and quick and just stressful, but you never get burned out, i think mostly because of olivia wilde and her directing and she has the best acting in the movie—she was just great. and then title gets flipped in the second part and things are sexual and the comedy is ramping up, the movie so fucking funny— and then snap! things get really emotional and all of the tiny clues and pieces of character start piling up really quickly to where all their bad decisions get way more frightening, and these fucking monologues from penelope cruz and essspecially ed norton (that ed norton monologue was so good that i got to forget it was ed norton and for a second i thought it was the tall kid from ferris bueler). Anyways and all of that makes the ending sooooo unpredictable and so perfect to tie things up. actually maybe the most touching ending i’ve seen to a movie that i can think of. laughed cried blamo blamo, and it’s all in one apartment that’s unbelievable. Will all of my friend please watch this it’s such a talk about movie  one liner: elizabeth warren democrats vs bernie sanders democrats

This movie is so stupid 😭 and I should have been able to predict the tact they’d have the subject matter from the “sex -whooooo- crimes -boooooo-“ intro- that said i can’t deny i had a good time and at some point twists in a movie can get so ridiculous that they circle back to awesome again. sam lombardo must be the most thirsty over man in history and for him to be a total bum makes that way funnier. that said this movie, although so bad it’s good, is still just bad bad in some ways, like so many of these characters are just somehow dull and badly acted in ways that aren’t even funny bad, some of them anyways.

This movie is just so damn charming— Ryan Gosling steals everything, was so good. Everything about his character just kind of bottoming out and trying to be a single dad and stuff, i just loved the character. he also has almost all the best jokes and there are some very funny jokes in here! honey don’t say and stuff, just say “there are whores here.” And the action is pretty incredible i don’t know if i’ve ever seen a movie with so much broken glass in it. the whole crime saga is totally ridiculous but i think that’s for comedic effect and either way it’s fine— except idk if the detroit thing really landed at the end i don’t really know where they were going with that. also Russell Crowe is a bit disappointing he’s overshadowed in like everyway