
Good Evening, “Colin Trevorrow” was a 24-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Round two, bitches!

Truly the most, “Okay, sure. Why not?” movie of the year.

Shoutout to the only other people in the world theater with me. The movie ended, and all I hear is, “when this movie came out, I’m sure it fucked.” Hell yeah, girl. Still does.