Kathaleen

I haven’t posted on Letterboxd in months I thought my account was retired. This movie was so bad. I had to come out of retirement to write this every single character in this movie sucked with a sole exception of John Krasinski’s Ethan who the hell would choose that crusty cheating lawyer over London, author Hottie. I’m sorry DEX IS THE BIGGEST VILLAIN I’VE EVER SEEN. Telling her you’ve never had a better weekend in your entire life while you’re engaged to someone else crimes are committed in this movie and no one got justice not even Ethan literally free my boy Ethan.

My least favorite thing about the movie?…  Not the bad CGI, the butt jokes, the irony… THE LISP MAN.

Guys I was not built for this 21st BULLSHIT. I’m so sick and FUCKING TIRED of these men commenting dumb shit on my hinge. I’m tired of men not knowing how to read. THE HAND FLEX SCENE. literally no modern man has ever experienced that much YEARNING. the repression the tension the restraint. WHILE ALL I GET IS A “wyd” at 2 am. DONT PISS ME OFF. And then there’s the “I’m very fond of walking. YES, YES I LNOW.” Oh my god tension so thick you couldn’t cut it with a machete. Men don’t know SHIT these days let alone if I like to walk.  What men compared to LITERALLY ANYTHING? The answer is shit. Men are literally shit.

When my crush says he loves romcoms I WATCH THEM ALL