Mickey 17
Robert Pattinson got 3 stars, and the rest of the movie is 1/2 star. There were too many intimate scenes with Nasha in the beginning for no reason. Also, it's basically impossible to make a translator that fast between two really distinct species. I would like it way more if 90% of the Mickey-related stuff wasn't about the relationship that 1 girl wants to share them and other wants a threesome which both felt wierd somehow.
They wasted a great idea just for the movie to be a fucking love triangle
Or is it a fucking square at this point?