
‘i thought you made peace’ ‘i didn’t meant ***any*** of that’ 👎🥺

the writers all sat down and asked themselves: exactly *how* stupid can we make a man who will ultimately be accepted into princeton?* *i actually don’t care how dumb chad michael murray had to be in this movie. it is everything i want from an early 2000s film. you’ve got hilary duff with her iconic wardrobe and flip phone, but more importantly you have an absolute award winning soundtrack. sympathy by the goo goo dolls, i’ll be by edwin mccain, hear you me by jimmy eat world!! insane.

***‘all*** girls are princesses. even snotty, two-face bullies like you, lavinia!’

‘is this fucking play about us?’