
Such an odd creation in terms of form and genre that I’m not sure if it’s absolutely genius or… dumb as fuck?? Got me asking questions like is this narcissistic or incredibly self-aware? And… how have they gotten away with slamming Amazon like that? Full government name and logo included. Also justice for Celeste and rip brat… I guess??

I feel like they just shoehorned a feature length film around the idea that Baa Baa Black Sheep sounds quite scary when played in reverse.

Long live the 28 years franchise 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Historic? Yes! Good? Not really! Lots of weirdly long scenes where people talk to each other and discuss the nature of their relationships at length. Everyone’s saying weird and prophetic things that are somehow really vague and overly obvious at the same time?? They’re telling me what’s going on… but I’m not seeing it! Becomes actually, beautifully romantic at a point but by that point there are like…. 26 minutes left of the film??? I’ve never been more confused in my life x