Lily Green

it’s nice to know that in another life i was married to hugh jackman and had 2 kids with him. What a win. Wish they had their fight scene shirtless but that’s just me. Whoever said that was a kids film was a fucking liar that was traumatic as fuck.

Recognised this in the League of Gentlemen, I need to get out more.  Crazy random find. Will be doing more of this whimsy.

I should have been locking in at a year old and seeing this live, not shitting myself in a nappy

You can tell a 45 year old man wrote this script, I get it. Teenagers are moody but my fuck we aren’t that annoying. How the actual fuck did Beth not get roundhoused for A. Writing that stupid letter B. Wishing the plan to fail C. Wearing Cargo shorts with leggings underneath. Absolute shambles I wish they explored Tim and Moonface a bit more - I get they have to follow the basic lines of the book but I wanted to FEEL SOMETHING. I felt nothing but anger and embarrassment. When that pipsqueak decided to sing the Family Song i genuinely nearly vomited.  Saucepan Man was a legend though.