Linus Belanger

whole final scene is like Don't Look Up if they actually didn't look up. like there's no way they don't glance at the thing even once. if there was a fucking planet colliding with the earth, I wouldn't be looking anywhere else.

we've been in a real jake gyllenhaal weird guy drought lately, this was a good refresher on how good he is at playing actual freaks.

this is crazy because my boss (that's right I'm employed, I know save your breath) was telling us about how when they bought the building there was a bunch of shit left in the basement as if people were still living down there and now I ain't never going down there. anyway movie was pretty cool but too scary.

this is the kind of movie that makes me so sad for modern cinema because how do you watch something like this and then go, "yeah we're not gonna write an original script or anything let's just do another live action remake of a movie released not even 10 years ago, oh and dont forget to turn down the saturation at the end."