
A middle school teacher with pathetic rizz and his pet rock save their worlds from an unknown alien life-form (except the teacher is actually an infamous molecular biologist who got forced into the situation and the rock is more of a crab/spider/ape/dog thing and an engineer of at least equal intelligence)…? Yeah, this is awesome. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller back at it again with another hopecore classic. They should have been working on the 3rd Spider-Verse, but I’ll let it slide. Minus half a star just because of some issues with the sound.

I need a generic action movie style poster with June Squibb and Richard Roundtree photoshopped in front of an explosion

