

Honestly, I don't care about the reviews, I really liked it. Like, the humor, I think it's so refreshing. It's actually quite a relief compared to the anxiety the snake evokes. And it's so wtf, I don't know, it's just enjoyable. I'm thinking of the only time I cried in the whole movie, when the little anaconda, the first one, gets bitten by the boat's propellers... it was so touching, sorry (I know, I'm the only crazy one). I'm thinking of Jack Black getting peed on, and then having a dead squirrel put in his mouth and a dead pig on his back to make bait. And I'm thinking of the line "even though I know it's not the size that matters," which was so perfectly placed in the most unlikely situation that it made me laugh. In short, I really enjoyed it, and I love movies about big creatures that create a sense of dread.

Honestly, it'll always be a great movie. But the IMAX thing is a real pain because the screen was tiny, I couldn't see anything, whereas the first time I saw it, it didn't have that yet and it was great. This time I felt like I was blind. Also, I don't get their problem with sex, are they obsessed or something?

It's so beautiful. It's so simple, yet there's also so much diversity. The plot is easy to understand, just a little ambiguous because it's the scenery that varies and brings back the mystery. But it's so relaxing to watch and so soothing, it's just too beautiful. I love the world; it makes you want to live there so badly. The spirit is so cute. Well, not so cute when it turns into a toad and gets angry and eats everyone. But otherwise, incredible.

I remember the film so well, it brings back so many memories.