Cobra

Gee willickers batman, this is the greatest film ever made  Stallone will mag dump some common crook but always finds the time to teach good life lessons, like good health and manners. And he has a COBRA on his gun that is the coolest shit ive ever seen. And if he couldn’t get any cooler he cuts pizza up with scissors then collects some weird instruments from an egg carton in his fridge  No joke there is a full montage containing robots (some with boobs) and another that may be the worst montage ever  Stallone you genius