Lucy

*“Do I look like a boy?”* The only real part of this film. Very odd. It was clearly filmed on a Nokia brick and the whole time I felt like I was intruding on something I shouldn’t be. I suppose that was the director’s point. In saying that, I’m not against grainy quality, home video like films, this one just did not hit for me at all. My own fault for choosing it. Also, why did it randomly turn into a David Attenborough documentary and then immediately cut back to whatever shit they were up to? Made me giggle a bit I can’t lie.

As a girl who is shit scared of being in a relationship, this film has made me feel a hundred times worse

*"Shit, I cry so much sometimes I feel like I’m just gonna turn into drops."* Someone bring me tissues right now.