Good in a stupid way, but still good. Also differs from the others in that it tries to do something.

Actually pretty good, Zachary Levi is fun.

Meh.

I mean this is the greatest film ever. Objectively.

Really messy and bland, not too bad but just not good.

Gross. Awful vision of Superman. Terrible execution.

Not worth the four hours at all, oh god. Avoid at all costs.

Way, way worse than you think it is.

Also way worse than you think it is, but then even worse than that.

Need I say more?