The "unsettling cerebral and abstract nightmare" double feature

the "Carpenter-esque British sci-fi alien invasion horror-comedy co-starring Nick Frost and produced by Edgar Wright" double feature

the "Shakespearean biopic about a tech genius written by Aaron Sorkin" double feature

the "mockumentary about dick musicians" double feature

the "meta-movie about a struggling screenwriter who also wrote the first half as a dramatic existential setup but then gets writers block so then he turns the second half of the movie into an over-the-top crime flick (or vice versa)" double feature

the "a group of criminals all conjoin together at a hotel and/or bed and breakfast only to brutally murder each other" double feature

the "self-aware horror-comedy featuring a cabin in the woods" double feature

the "bottle horror movie about isolation and paranoia that's either a remake of a cheesy 50s horror B-movie or an homage to cheesy 50s horror B-movies with crazy monsters and really fucked up endings" double feature

make sure the cut you watch is the black and white version

the "Larry Charles and Sacha Baron Cohen prank documentary that exposes how racist, sexist, and homophobic the average American is" double feature

the "man made anthropomorphic device ponders what it means to be human" double feature

the "universal remote that can control the universe" double feature

spoilers I guess

the "youth vs heartbreak" double feature

the "Spike Jonze and Sofia Coppola break up movie told from either perspective and starring Scarlett Johannson" double feature

the "my significant other was raped so now I'm on a quest for revenge and also the movie is told in reverse" double feature

proceed with caution with this one

the "people attend and arena and kill each other for the amusement of the omniscient viewers" double feature

the "utilizing clever social and political commentary to hold a mirror up to affluent white liberals under the guise of a genre movie ending with the word <i>Out</i>" double feature

the "folk horror film that deals with themes of femininity and features the main character growing into her own and becoming a woman by all her friends and family dying as she gets sucked into a freaky cult and one of the last shots is her unsettlingly smiling at the camera" double feature

the "raunchy high school comedy set on last day of high school explored through two separate gender and generational lenses" double feature

the male gaze

the male gays

the "Noah Baumbach explores divorce and toxic family dynamics instead of going to therapy" double feature

the "Ed Wood movie followed by the story behind the Ed Wood movie" double feature

the "Rudy Ray Moore movie followed by the story behind the Rudy Ray Moore movie" double feature

the "mentally unstable chauffer finds a purpose in life to protect a girl" double feature

the "love letter to Hollywood through the lens of a movie musical" double feature

the "realistic take on comic book Superheroes but I picked Incredibles cuz the Watchmen movie isn't that good" double feature

the "Richard Linklater explores youth and adolescence through the perspective of a slice of life comedy with no real plot or character arcs" double feature

the "unlikeable main character meets a hot girl and when she vanishes he gets obsessed with her to the point that he goes around his town to find clues" double feature

the "animated film about a King who leaves his Kingdom after a brutal death scene and builds a new life until he grows up to return to his Kingdom ruled by his relative to free his people" double feature

the "wiseass gets transported to a magical land and journeys to a graveyard before returning to the castle and uses contraptions to fight evil led by a crazy bitch that he hooked up with earlier in the movie directed by Sam Raimi" double feature

the "Texas crime drama about hitmen, bank robbers, and money mixups" double feature

the "don't watch Boyhood watch Moonlight" double features

the "fuck The Godfather Part III" double feature

the "zombie horror-comedy from the perspective of two different cultures" trilogy

the "psychological horror about people isolated in one location during a storm and there's lots of weird shit and also a scene where one limp character chases another character with an ax"

the "murder mystery about a young man who is weird around girls likely because of his crazy ass mom" double feature

the "slow burn for the first hour until the main character's wife dies and then he gets revenge" double feature

the "Grindhouse" double feature

the "Ridley Scott spiritual historical epic" double feature

the directors cut ONLY

the "Michael Chrichton explores the morality of making theme parks with living attractions and shit hits the fan" double feature

the "Wes Craven gets meta" double feature

the "George Lucas watched a fuckton of Westerns and Samurai films and made Star Wars" double feature

the "by the power of grey skull" double feature