Mariana Martinez

Emma stone’s an alien, Ryan gosling met an alien. La la land can’t let them go

tyler perry wishes he could write this good of a drama

**“Vader in german means father. His name is literally Darth father”**

i love the cinematography but spring break is not that fucking serious. I don’t know who the fuck started this trend or whatever but I don’t know who said that spring break has to go hard-core and it has to be 2016 drugs and alcohol in Miami and Cabo and bikinis and boobs and just the beach and palm trees and it has to be just all of that. I don’t know who started that because like I think I wanna blame millennials because these girls they grew up to be the millennials now in 2026 because this movie is insane like , I sat here my whole spring break and all I did was watch movies and honestly, I had the time of my life. now to be honest, I wanna watch whatever movie that song came from because I’ve honestly never seen that it and it makes me a little sad that I’m so uncultured. like even right now, not to like put myself out there, but I live in Texas and Houston has been really big trending on social media and everyone has been going there. I don’t know why I guess it’s because I’ve just been sitting at home and I’m okay sitting at home but like Houston is one of the top cities and it’s already overcrowding and you wanna go there for spring break everything is going to be expensive. Everyone is going to be there. It’s probably going to stink like there’s just going to be so much people. That’s what I’m saying like I don’t understand who hyped up spring break week that it’s not that serious. no, because why did alien call Selena Gomez or whatever her character’s name is? Why did he call her 15 years old then he was just creeping up on her being like I like you I like you and she was literally crying and you could tell her she was uncomfortable and she wanted to go home and I was on her side completely something fell off and honestly if my friend wanted to go home, I would’ve gone home too like you know like I just honestly I’m with the other paragraphs like what the fuck is with spriny break like literally bro. why is alien saying false information about sharks? Saying their vicious? hello? BIG ARCH? like the McDonald’s burger? I can’t believe alien died. I’m guessing they took all his money and his gold and his car and they went back to school and we’re just rich and we’re living off his rich money. That’s what I hope they did. **Spring break forever.**