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39 films
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
2001
<p>11•10•24</p><p>Dark hair? Must be evil.</p><p>Purple? Must be Voldemort.</p>
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
2002
18•11•24<br>“GIVE ME THE GINNY!!” -Trevor<br><br>
Love Actually
2003
09•12•24 Tony is Tony who is BFFs with Collin Frissel who is not John who is Mr Maddens who is naked with Gavalor. It’s not confusing. 12•12•25 1) Jay dislikes movie 2) Meatloaf mentioned 3) Jay likes movie 4) movie ends 5) Jay dislikes movie
Wicked
2024
11•12•24<br><i>“Huh! You’re green?!”<br></i><blockquote><i>“I am?!”</i></blockquote><br>
Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!
2014
12•12•24<br>“The <i>Baby Jesus</i>.” <br> - Rod Stewart<br><br>“<b>YOU DIDN’T TELL ME SHE WAS A GINGER!!!</b>” <br> - Mr Poppy<br><br>*Donkey break dances*<br> “MICHAEL SCOTT!!!” <br> - us
Happy Gilmore
1996
<p>17•01•25</p><p><br></p><p>Stuart Little?<br></p><blockquote><p><b>Stuart Lost-it.</b></p></blockquote><p><br></p>
Grease
1978
28•01•25<br><br><b><i>OOOOOOooooolllllddd</i></b>.<br><br>WHY ARE THEY <b>FLYING?!!</b>
High School Musical
2006
28•01•25<br><br>Pop and lock and ✨CRÈME BRÛLÉE✨<br><br>“GottagottagottagottaGOTTA<br><blockquote>GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!” 🏀 </blockquote><br>
Son of the Mask
2005
31•01•25<br><i>Listen… I’m a <b>God</b>.</i><br>Green Goblin Loki wants the Son of the Mask but Tim has The Mask which gives him plastic hair and psychopathological issues so Odin has to smite Loki and Otis has beef with the Son of the Mask which leads to the nosy neighbours becoming a nose and… <b><i>Oh my Odin.</i></b>
WHAT DID JACK DO?
2017
<p>25•02•25</p><p><br></p><p>“Are my PUPILS DilATed??!”<br><br></p><blockquote><p>“What DO you know ABOUT the BIRDS?”</p></blockquote><p><br></p>
White Chicks
2004
<p>25•02•25</p><p><br></p><p>It’s the GUYYYY!!!!<br></p><blockquote><p>That’s TERRY CREWS!!!</p></blockquote><p>Thats NOT-TERRY-CREWS!!!!<br></p><blockquote><p>That’s ADAM SANDLER!!!</p></blockquote><p>”I do not say BLAH BLEH BLAH!!!!”<br><br><br></p>
Zoolander
2001
<p>28•02•25</p><p><br>Orange Mocha <b><i>Crappuccino</i></b>!! 🍊 </p><p><br></p><p>Murgatu’s dog 🤝 The Mule</p><p><br></p><blockquote><p>“Keep pulling the sweater. Eventually the whole thing will unravel” - Mulder</p></blockquote><br>Hansel, he’s so hot right now, Hansel.
Rabbits
2002
<p>05•03•25<br><br></p><blockquote><p>“Wet dog <b>HMMMMHHHMMMMMM</b>”</p></blockquote><p><br>Cast:<br><br><b>Jack</b>………..<i>Emily</i>.<br><b>Jane</b>………..<i>Anna</i>.<br><b>Suzie</b>……….<i>Hamnah</i>.<br><b>Entity</b>……….<i>Jay</i>.<br><br></p>
The School of Rock
2003
<p>15•03•25<br><br>ICarly??</p><p><br></p><p>STICK-IT-TO-DA-MAN-neosis </p><p><br></p><p><br><br><br></p>
Superbad
2007
<p>They said that would happen… in HEALTH.<br><br>McLovin the 25 year old Hawaiian Organ Donor.<br><br>We’re all Jimmy…</p><p><br></p><p>Beware the Watermelon Tummy. 🍉 </p>
The Cat in the Hat
2003
24•03•25<br><br><blockquote><p>*Cat in the hat does anything*</p><p>Emily: ME FR FR</p></blockquote><br>Narrated by Hamnah of course.<br><br>THE KWAN!!!<br><br>DUUUUUUDE.
The Wizard of Oz
1939
26•03•25<br><br>Hhmmm… those guys look familiar??<br><br>“Woah Emily it’s you!!” - Hamnah, regretfully.
A Minecraft Movie
2025
04•04•25<br><br><b>CHICKEN JOCKEY</b><br>I… <i>AM STEVE</i><br><b>CRAP… CHUNGUS</b><br><b>FULL MAN SANDWICH</b><br>THE NETHER<br><b>FLINT</b> AND <i>STEEEELE</i><br><b>I NEED TO SQUEEZE YOU FOR PROTECTION </b><br>ME AND CHUNGUS USED TO DO DUNGEON STUFF
Hotel Transylvania
2012
05•04•25<br><br>THE SANDMAN!! <br><br>It was a zing and a zang and a ZINGIDIDY!!!<br><br>That face 😏<br><br>Hawifi?? Haweewee?? <br><br>SHUT YOUR HUMP HOLE!!!
The Final Destination
2009
26•04•25<br><br>Skydiving anyone??<br><br>WHERE’S YOUR PANTS???<br><br>NNNNNEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS.
Final Destination 5
2011
26•04•26<br><br>The Candyman can 🎶 🐝 <br><br>FD 1 = The X-Files<br>So<br>FD 5 = The Office<br><br><br>
Final Destination 3
2006
<p>02•05•25<br><br>Rest in pieces Frankie Cheeks.<br><br>Our Final Destination <br>Vision - Anna.<br>1st - Jay.<br>2nd - Mule.<br>3rd - Hamnah.<br>4th - Anna.<br>Long 5th - The Emily lineage.</p><p><br></p><p>HEY THEY'RE IN B&Q!!</p>
Thunderbolts*
2025
09•05•25<br><br><b>Stan’s</b> got a <b>plan</b>.<br><br>Emily stop <b>CRUSHING THE CHILDREN!!!</b><br><br>Cucumber CUCUMBER <b>CUCUBER!!!</b>
Wicked: For Good
2025
26•11•25 Madame Morrible <b>MM flip it around WW</b> Wicked Witch You just got Goldblummed!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
2023
28•01•26 TURTLE TIME 🐢 💙❤️💜🧡 Not the MILK!!! I gotta a pizza here for a Tonka Jahari… 🍕
Labyrinth
1986
19•03•26 Hoggle Ham fr 🧌 Sheepdog Shnatcher Lord Diddy?? 😬 Jimmy Beast cameo!! “LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS” - Slongo
The Muppets
2011
08•05•26 Walter White 🤘 “I’ve been there I’ve been there” me fr Manny!! Jim!! Barney!!
The Hangover Part II
2011
10•05•26 EMILY DID WHAT WITH BUBBA?? It’s always a Sunday in Thailand
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