Hamilton

‘dear sir, i hope this letter finds you in good health, and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth into the pockets of people like me, down on their luck. You see, that was my wife you decided to-‘ FUUUUU- ‘uh oh, you made the wrong sucker a cuckhold! so time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled, and hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife if the price is right. If not, i’m telling your wife.’ sigh, i really am obsessed with this musical