metthaw

thought natasha romanoff died in endgame? and they made my boy tyrannosaurus rex look weak as hell in this one. t-rex nation out.

damn jeff golblum and dichen lachman are fine in this one. i've always wanted alan grant and ellie sattler to get together so yay that. the entire cast was great, and surprisingly everyone got a good amount of screentime. honestly my biggest complaint is that there were not enough fucking dinosaurs. like why did we spend so much time on the big stupid bugs, and sidenote, if one of those little fuckers were to ever touch me i would drown myself in a very powerful cleaning agent. and it was very satisfying to see my goat king tyrannosaurus rex team up with the therizinosaurus to beat the "apex" giganotosaurus and they roared majestically in the end with lightning and all that. t-rex nation out.

plot was all over the place but my goat mr tyrannosaurus rex always comes in clutch yes sir destroy those vials of genetic research king and roar majestically king. t-rex nation out.

tammy really was gonna tie a piano wire to ron's dick and saw it off. and yes my entire personality is based off of april ludgate.