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Mia
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🇿🇦🪿☀️ **My Ratings:** ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ with ♥️: Near perfection, no notes. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 with ♥️: Art. Cinema. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ with ♥️: Adore. So good. ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 with ♥️: Pretty freaking awesome. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ with ♥️: I see the flaws, I may or may not choose to ignore them. ⭐️⭐️⭐️: I thought it was just alright, certainly a movie. ⭐️⭐️1/2 with ♥️: Cool concept, questionable execution. ⭐️⭐️1/2: Cool concept, terrible execution. ⭐️⭐️: There are good things, very few, but some. ⭐️1/2: Bad. ⭐️: Who green-lit this? 1/2: Criminal.
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Alita: Battle Angel7.0July 28
When I tell you they went so hard on the CGI character designs in this.
The Sheep Detectives8.0July 24
As a South African, the way they say Van Vuuren is absolutely frying me. I would die for Winter Lamb. He’s so cutie. Very sincere and heartfelt little movie, big Paddington/Wallace & Gromit energy. Good year for ya boy, Nicholas Galitzine.
Masters of the Universe8.0July 23
HIMBO IN A MINI-SKIRT AND A CROP TOP! HIMBO IN A MINI-SKIRT AND A CROP TOP! HIMBO IN A MINI-SKIRT AND A CROP TOP! Questionable CGI aside, this is a delightfully campy movie that earnestly investigates what it not only means to be hero, but what it means it to be a man. Nicholas Galitzine perfectly balances comedy, geeky awkwardness, strength and gentleness. This does for masculinity what Barbie does for femininity. Skeletor was for some reason giving Frank-N-Further which was very fun and the score/soundtrack was epicly 80s. Much in the vein of the Dungeons and Dragons movie, it’s very sad this didn’t do great at the box office.
The Batman9.0July 21