aye

had zero clue about this movie before i watched it. no spoilers, no trailers, not even a vague idea of what genre it was supposed to be. honestly the perfect way to watch it because every ten minutes the movie somehow finds a new way to get even more insane. im a big fan of movies that are so unbelievably stupid that they loop back around to being genius. so so fun.

i went into michael knowing barely anything about him, and somehow left knowing just as little. the performances are easily the strongest part. jaafar carries the film with this almost eerie accuracy. i can maybe excuse nepotism when the result is that convincing. the time skips not only make the movie feel hollow, they also start to get distracting at some point. if i wanted to just watch him perform, i honestly could’ve just gone on youtube. i was hoping for something that told me who he was, not just what he did.

i love you nigel mirandy canon in my dreams karl-anthony towns what are you doing here? fun fun fun

i just feel like i’m on drugs when i’m with you. not that i do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case i do drugs all the time. every drug.