Demolition
〝Dear Champion Vending Company,
This letter is in regards to vending machine number 714 located in the intensive care unit of Saint Andre’s Hospital.
I put five quarters in the machine, and proceeded to push B2, which should’ve given me the peanut M&M’s. Regrettably, it did not. I found this upsetting as I was very hungry.
And also, my wife had died 10 minutes earlier. I’m not saying that was your fault. We were in a car accident. Remarkably, I escaped without a scratch.
I’m not trying to dramatize my claim, I just wanna be thorough.〞