The Notebook

Yeah, I watched The Notebook. No, I didn’t cry.But if I had cried? It would’ve been during that rain scene. You know the one.This movie is dangerous. It makes you believe that if you build a house, grow a beard, and stare into the distance long enough, she’ll come back. But she won’t. You’ll just have splinters and unresolved trauma.Noah? Man’s a walking red flag wrapped in a wet white tee. But he loved hard. Wrote 365 letters.And Allie? She left the safe bet (James Marsden in peak form, btw) for a man who yelled at her in the rain. Toxic? Maybe. Legendary? Absolutely.