Either the battle of the Newsmen and the aftermath OR when Baxter gets punted by Jack Black

McLovin ID

we can’t afford to eat! We can’t afford to sleep! Our pets heads are falling off!!!! OR Trust me! I’m a limo driver! OR that John Denver is full of shit OR just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!!!

Surely, you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

You guys are getting paid?

Eminem gay???? OR discovering the super market was fake OR you gotta put it up your butt

F U SCIENCE OR when did I get stabbed?

IVE BEEN SHOT OR basically any Fat Amy moment

Basically the entire final game

YES!!! OH NO HE DIED

Just whenever Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham have a bitch off

When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated OR I’m taking the dog DUMBASS OR LIPOSUCTION (gasp)

ANY SCENE WITH JACK BLACK AS BETHANY (but especially check out my penis)

WELL HELLO

But why male models? Or when all of Derek’s friends die rip

Basically anything Mike Myers does or says

Faking the orgasm at the deli