Nana Cabral

I get it, Martin Scorsese. I get it.

"I go fag, you die. Got it?" This is the best Robert De Niro impression of Robert De Niro I've ever seen. Actually, scratch that, he's literally the best actor alive but he somehow couldn't cry in this without looking like a cathartic blobfish. So bad but so good. Badabeem-badaboom-bettyboop.

I can't stress enough how much I want to watch this in 35mm PLS ZONE MAKE IT HAPPEN🤕🤕 also I'm pretty sure a whole hour of this was just diegetic sound... Andrei Tarkovsky could outrun those white noise ASMR channels with his weird missionary Russians and random water droplets in abandoned ruins. Idk man I'd subscribe.

If this Timothée Chalamet was my french indie band boyfriend I would not give a flying fuck about how disgustingly pretentious he is, or how many people he's fucked with his silly little premature ejaculation problems because holy guacamole bro's actually majestic💔 Kylie Jenner give me a crack of that white chocolate pls😔✋