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I hated how the documentary kept going back to the Facebook group, as if they had uncovered anything that actually helped with the investigation. They spent days acting like wannabe Sherlocks, only for the police to do the actual work. The only thing they accomplished was making the case a bit more entertaining for the public. Also, fuck the ending. A three hour documentary about a sadistic killer gives him more attention and "fame" than he ever deserved. First of all, there was absolutely no reason for this series to be that long. You could cut half of it, and nothing would change. Second, why make a documentary if you're just going to criticize people for watching it? That was a really weird choice. And why is the documentary so focused on the cats? After the first 30 minutes, it barely revisits that topic and instead shifts almost entirely to the murder. The whole thing feels oddly structured. It's marketed as a story about a group of internet nerds tracking down a cat killer. In reality, it's just the police investigating and arresting a murderer. Of course his favorite movies were American Psycho and Basic Instinct lol

Bradley and Jen acted their asses off holy shit. There were so many scenes that had me dying from secondhand embarrassment, but not the bad kind. Both leads did a phenomenal job portraying mentally ill people with little to no filter. They also had amazing chemistry together. De Niro, as usual, delivered a hell of a performance. The movie was a great mix of romance, drama, and comedy. Even though it might've been somewhat predictable and formulaic, it was still enjoyable. I don't wanna add anything else. It's a good, unhinged romance story with immaculate performances across the board.

Watching the Odyssey is such an amazing experience when you don't have an annoying online loser in your ear talking about the historical accuracy of armour or a twitter bot raging because Lupita was cast as Helena and he couldn't jerk off while watching the film. I am usually very welcoming of unpopular opinions and hot takes, but I just don't understand how anyone could genuinely rate this movie lower than at least 7/10. The movie is as close to perfect as it gets. Visuals, acting, sound, fight sequences, storytelling, symbolisms, soundtracks, pacing, scale, I mean everything was just insanely well made. The Odyssey is one of the most beautiful movies ever. You could feel the atmosphere in every scene. Whether it was sailing across the sea or chaotic war sequences. I could sit here and talk about visuals and cinematography for hours at the end, but it's Nolan, of course, the movie looks fucking fantastic. My only real criticism is the lack of Greek architectural identity. I thought that the era in which the Odyssey takes place wasn't represented well in terms of architecture and set design. To be honest, I am comparing it to Gladiator and Gladiator II, which probably have some of the best historical set pieces in any movie but still. I wish Nolan called up Ridley Scott and took some minor notes. Other than that, the movie looks ridiculously breathtaking the whole time. Yes, the whole 3 hours of runtime looks like a masterpiece. When you pair such amazing cinematography and Nolan's directing with the score of the film, every minute becomes a spectacle. I don't think I've ever been as captivated by a piece of film music as I was by the Siren Song. It genuinely feels like the sirens are calling for me. Ludwig is a madman, and this year's Oscars in the music category are going to be insane, given what Hans Zimmer is cooking up for Dune 3. Acting performances across the board were great. I think Matt Damon had a somewhat easier role than the rest of the cast (regardless of the screentime) but he nailed it. So did Anne Hathaway. They were amazing individually and had a great chemistry whenever they shared the screen. Robert Pattinson was my favourite. He did such an amazing job portraying a sore loser with huge ambitions. "Somebody get these BEGGERS out of here" and "Get the shields" scenes live rent free in my head, all thanks to Pattinson. The rest of the cast delivered strong performances too. I don't really fuck with Tom Holland, but he had his moments. Overall, I would say everyone did their job just as they should've, with some of them even going beyond that. There were so many mindblowing scenes. just listing them, without even describing each, would take hours. Fall of Troy, Whirpool scene, Cyclops and his loudass scream, Calypso and lotus flower, Circe turning Odysseus's crew into pigs, the scene with sirens, Agamemnon's any scene really but especially his death moment, the Underworld sequence, Inside the Trojan horse scene, Odysseus's "confession", tragedy of Troy, and the entire final 30 minutes. This pretty much sums up the whole film, but it's wayyy too hard to pick out a favourite. every scene felt like it belonged to a different movie in the best way possible. Every single one of them had a different vibe to it, and they were all equally great. I could go on and on about what I loved specifically about each scene, but I'm way too lazy to type all of it out. By the looks of it, The Odyssey is going to be one of the biggest, if not the biggest, films of 2026, and it is fully deserved. I honestly can't remember the last time I had such a great time watching a film in cinema. The film was 3 fucking hours long, and I still wanted more

It's sad to watch such a whimsical, colorful character be wasted in what I believe to be one of the ugliest, dullest films of 2026. There are literally no colors in the movie. every scene looks the same, and the whole thing is just painfully boring. The biggest complaint I have is how overused and predictable the plot was. A young kid seeking revenge teams up with a nonchalant mentor who doesn't like the kid at first but ends up loving her by the end? I've seen that movie a billion times. It's one of the most formulaic plots imaginable. Even ignoring the abysmal writing, the "hell yea" feeling you want from a superhero film is nowhere to be found. almost none of the scenes make you feel like you are watching a superhero film from DC. It just looks like a generic netflix action slop. There were like only two scenes I loved, and you can barely call them "scenes", more like 10 second sequences. One is when Supergirl rises into the sky and the camera pans across the logo on her chest. The other is when she's dragging the villain and doing cool tricks in the air. No complaints towards Milly, she did the best she could with the script she was given. I don't even wanna talk about that needle drop. Genuinely fire whoever thought that was a good decision