Twilight

so basically my gf forced me to watch this bullshit, i was crying the whole time begging for it to stop, the more i watched the worse it got, i hate it, the fuck u mean people only think bout money, sex, money, sex, cat, the fuck u mean ure like a fuckin spider monkey. when i thought it couldn't get worse IT GOT WORSE OKEY, LIKE, I FELT EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE, THE FUCK U MEAN U'RE LIKE A LION AND SHE'S THE LAMB, omg and the fucking angles? I WAS SEASICK ALL THE TIME CUS OF THE DAMN ANGLES, I CANT, I REALLY CANT, WHO THE FUCK SAW THE MOVIE AND SAID "yeh, i love the angles, everypony will love this movie" NUH UH, THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN, I MEAN, THE WHOLE MOVIE FELT LIKE IF SOME GACHATUBER WROTE IT, LIKE GACHA LIFE IRL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, also, wtf with the way they looked each other??? it was creepy, didnt like it, i hate my gf, it was awful, like, the first 15 minutes felt like the whole two hours of the movie. anyways, the girl named Alice? she got all my attention, the movie could be better if it was wlw, like, Alice x Bella, hell yeah, could have been awesome BUT NO, THE MOVIE WAS AWFUL, CANT EVEN NAME ALL THE FLAWS THAT THIS MOVIE HAS BECAUSE THEN I WOULD BE WRITING FOR EVER AND EVER, I FEEL SICK, I HATE IT, for god sake, this movie was TRASH, it was worse that the Toast movie, anyways, could watch the second one just to see how the damn Bella gets her fucking bite? i dont even care, edward is a twat tho, hope she stays w Jacob cus he looks more interesting than the twat, the twink from the beggining was cool. i hate Bella cus she thinks she's unique? the fuck girl, the fuck u mean u don know how to dance u dumb bitch are u retarded, just move ur fuckin feet, and the way she "narrated" the fuck bella u fucking lazy bitch this is not a wattpad story for u to tell me u love edward, they act as if they were married or something like that, i cant stand them, she's so wattpad, like "yeah, i dont care about the popular kids cus i love reading and listening to sad songs. this is shit. i think even shit is better than this, its like a mierda vomitiva y asquerosa, repelente. OMG AND THE BASEBALL SCENE? WHY DID EDWARD RUN LIKE A ASSHOLE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I HATED IT SO MUCH, I CANT, I HATE IT MORE THAN MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING THREE. BYE. omg no, i have to talk about the fucking color in the movie, why did it look like a depressed movie, and why they didn have any color in their faces and how does it work to be black AND vampire, AND WHY IN THE POSTER THEY LOOK VERY COLORFUL WHILE IN THE MOVIE THEY LOOKED DEAD, FUCKIN DEAD I CANT, I WANT TO CRY, SERIOUSLY WHO THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEING A MOVIE. anyway i think it was a great movie for the '00s :3 loved the outfits thats the only thing i can save (and Alice ofc)