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Andreas Martinez
@nedposer
Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah? My ratings, based on the most objectively accurate subjectivity: ½: The ninth circle of Dante's Inferno ⭐️: Abomination ⭐️ ½: Really bad ⭐️⭐️: Bad ⭐️⭐️ ½: Mid ⭐️⭐️⭐️: Acceptable ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ½: Good ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: Really good ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ½: Awesome ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: Come home and fuck my wife Don't take anything I say here so seriously, eat your vegetables, avoid heavy drugs, and have a nice day
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The Backrooms (Found Footage)8.0May 11
I was a bit skeptical because most web horror shorts are really lame and predictable, but Kane Parsons knows how to build tension, besides all the scenarios being well made and adding up to the atmosphere
Umberto D.10.0May 10
The kind of shit that can ruin the mood of anyone. A heartbreaking movie without killing anyone or giving any real closure
The Tragedy of Macbeth7.0May 9
What in the Ingmar Bergman? I like Coen’s commitment to this exercise in style. He’s nowhere as genius as his influences (Bergman or Dreyer), but as far as pastiches go, this is damn good. Definitely maybe the brother that made the Coen Bros movies worthwhile (mostly)
Lights Out7.0May 6
Damn, so this short I watched almost ten years ago was directed by the dude who made *Shazam! *this whole time?