Scream

What's your favorite scary movie?> Did you really call the police? You bet your sorry ass I did. My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!> No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!> Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead. I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.> There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, Number one: you can never have sex. BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.> Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them? Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive> Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.> If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section? This was extremely fun omg. And why was everyone in this so extremely self aware and full of horror movie references not that I'm complaining lol. Billy and Stu themselves are pretty interesting and fun too. This is like peak horror. Absolute peak. Rip randy you would have loved letterboxd.