Noah

This could have been my favorite movie. It may become my number 1 with time.

SPOILERS: Everytime I laughed: The whole teyana Taylor scene. Kanye black history class. Sinners electric car charging. Guy in theater saying "mommy issues". Bitch this the break room, we on break/falafel & pork rinds. Doofys covid meat collection. I'm a Republican now. Ghostface gets ice to report trans boy gardener. "Bombaclat". Glitterbomb. Only fans reporter on the scene 🫡 Came out the car like the green n****** in shape of water. Kai cenat beheading. The substance scene when she gave birth to the unredacted Epstein files. Woody from Toy story? Nah that's gay I'm jake Gyllenhaal from brokeback mountain. Coochie blunt. Why just half gay?- ray meeks. Cynthia erivo window opener. Stealing birthday car. John pork ring tone. Everything everywhere all at once dildo fight. Kevin hart said no. "Lucky guy". Ok that's it. But what the fuck. I enjoyed this quite a lot. Not great... But definitely good. I do think it peaked in the first scene tho.

Disclaimer: I know close to nothing about the backrooms & have never wanted to look into it. This kinda sucks. It would be lower but the entity prosthetics are impressive. Like what actually happened during the film? Most of it was them sitting. Personally I didn't find the first person parts that interesting. This is just an overhyped nothing burger. Ppl will disagree with me but whatever, this isn't good.

I'm gonna edit this in the future.