The crown jewel of the saga is a stone cold martial arts masterpiece. The end credits curtain call rivals Endgame in cheesiness.

Nice guy Jacob just can't catch a break as this entry sets up the extreme lengths he'll go just to get laid. The film also contains two of the greatest suicide attempts of all time.

Twilight meets David Cronenberg in this wedding body horror spectacular. Jacob is a simp, change my mind.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson both portray the most accurate depictions of people with gastrointestinal problems.

The sexual tension between Edward and Jacob unfortunately can't save this entry from feeling empty on the hilarity scale and just boring.