

The ending aged so well, because that's exactly how I look after sending a risky text.

They really are writing Timothée Chalamet to play a guy who calls cell phones "tracking devices," but no one is questioning why he doesn't suspect pigeons to be government drones. That's because, stay with me now, pigeons are government drones, which is why there is no commentary on the pigeon-government drone theory, as they're trying to keep it under wraps.

The kind of movie your girlfriend's dad would tell you is his favourite film of all time.

"Son, you can't go around painting yourself black, y'hear?" "Why not?" "Because you shouldn't want to be black people." "Why?" "Because I say so. Ja?" Racism in a nutshell, basically.