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Northernhail
@northernhail
Ametuer Writer-Director, avid moviegoer, and a self-proclaimed horror movie buff who hasn't seen every horror movie. 0.5 - Irredeemable Garbage 1 - Terrible 1.5 - Bad 2 - Meh 2.5 - Fine 3 - Ok 3.5 - Good 4 - Really Good 4.5 - Excellent 5 - Perfect
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The Furious9.0June 16
Holy shit, this movie rocks! Fights with hammers, knives, ladders, bikes, arrows, desks, the list goes on. I probably missed a couple, that's how much fight choreo is in this. This has homages to a dozen classic kung-fu movies, all without taking you out of the action. The heroes have heart and distiction. I don't know if a sequel or prequel could meet or exceed this but I want more. The hype is real.
Saw5.0June 15
This James Wan guy is pretty good. I wonder how far he'll go?
Stand by Me10.0June 14
The greatest movie ever made. Set 67 years ago, made 40 years ago, rings true today and into the future. You'll miss your childhood when you're older, but when you're 12, every day is an adventure.
Power Ballad7.0June 14
Paul Rudd can sing! For the majority, this was an alright comedy about a pair of musicians past their limelight fighting over credit. Then the third act brings it home, and it becomes this really heartfelt piece about family, love, and passion. There are some rushed plot points, but Joe Jonas can really act, and the ending really hits.