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I remember when this movie was trending, this guy asked me to watch this movie with him as a date… I told him I was a lesbian and then he started to crash out on me… good times (also the reason why I’m barely watching this movie now)  I will be making an atomic bomb now

Warning ⚠️: Jared Leto is ALSO IN THIS FUCK ASS MOVIE  Actually have seen this movie three times (counting me rewatching today) with my brother and my best friend, but barely logging it as of now.  Bro has a better hygiene routine than me and I HATE IT  Hey so I cannot be sober while watching this movie… it makes me so mad

I also don’t know how to talk to pregnant women as well… or women in general  Getting gifted every single drug for Christmas is cray “HELLO 1998 SPEAKING” “Swallow it like a girl would” is actually a crazy sentence coming from a girl herself

Warning⚠️: Jared Leto is in this movie  This movie made me want to shop at ikea  I need to stop watching BL and reading yaoi because I thought they were gonna date in the end-