

TRIGGER WARNING WOKE RANT INCOMING pedophilic necrophilia jokes, sex next to presumably dead bodies, exposing children to multiple nude teens, slut shaming, misogyny. yep it’s that kinda horror movie. inferior to its immediate predecessor in basically every way. at least corey feldman is in it, tiny CF is always a win. a cool atmospheric setting but a boring plot surrounding yet again more asshole teenagers. it takes like 3/4ths of the movie to even see jason. i don’t care about the awful teenage guys using women as sex tokens and their only confidence being boosted by having sex with more women they see as sexcapades. atmosphere is hardddd carrying. i was soooo hoping for more after the massive improvement with the third!! still better than that boring ass part 2

> ***Day 22/31 of 31 Days of Halloween 2026 🎃👹🍁🦊🧡*** see i’m not boring and i can like bad films!! they really surf dracula’d his mask for three films but im glad he finally got it! it took a while for this franchise to find its footing but im glad to see it did. fuck Shelley, incel mfer. girls like ugly guys you just gotta not be a douche and call them bitches. the 3-D shots that i couldn’t see actually resulted in some pretty cool shots, like the baseball bat pov and the eyeball. some solid kills and great suspense, and jason is TERRIFYING in this. really putting work in on those mfers. but chris was putting work in on Jason too! solid fighting back on her part. the best in the franchise thus far, even though quite a few plot points are near-forgotten and the characters are pretty poorly developed.

> ***Day 21/31 of 31 Days of Halloween 2026 🎃👹🍁🦊🧡*** some of the coolest aesthetics in a movie i’ve ever seen, with some rockin fog affects and tubular lighting in a righteous cali surf town setting. sick costume design, a fun plot, an an anti-peer pressure/falling in with the wrong crowd message. Corey Feldman is hilarious in this and Michael is cuuute as fuck. (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

> ***Day 20/31 of 31 Days of Halloween 2026 🎃👹🍁🦊🧡*** i do NOT need to explain myself but i will. great casting, iconic delivery, and fun cartoonish logic and movement makes this one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies