Olivier Charles

I’m just a man, so I can only speak from the perspective of a man… but if you want to be the man, you really do have to face a series of various challenges head on. Like: 1. What are you willing to put up with to get what you want? **“I can bear a year of loneliness if I get one day of true happiness.” **Translation: 真の幸福が1日でも得られれば、一年の孤独に耐えることができます。 2. What lengths are you willing to go to in order to send the message not to play with you. **“Fairness won’t get you anywhere in life.”** Translation: 公平さでは人生で何も得られません。 3. Are you willing to accept that no one will remember the reasons as to why you failed the mission that you set out for yourself. Just that you failed. **“The winners write history.”** Translation: 公平さでは人生で何も得られません。 4. What do you tell yourself in the moments of solitude to keep going? What is your truth? **“As long as your story is plausible enough you don’t need to tell a lie right?” **Translation: あなたの話が十分に妥当であれば、嘘をつく必要はありませんよね？ 5. Are you going to let your current shorty block you from finding your new shorty? How are you going to deal with that? **“It’s not as simple as hating or loving you.”** Translation: それは、あなたを嫌うか愛するかというほど単純ではありません。 6. How well can you manage your relationship with the idea of a naked woman? Is getting some ass more important than what everything you want to do in life? **“Put something on so you don’t scratch those nice breasts of yours.” **Translation: 何か着て、あなたの素敵な胸を引っ掻かないようにしてください。 7. Are you ready to be called a child for standing on business? **“How pathetic. Fighting like kids.”** Translation: なんて哀れだ。子どものように戦う 8. How well can you connect with the people who are perceived to be below you in the totem pole of life? **“Guys like them just look down on us from their robots and wouldn’t understand our pain.” **Translation: 彼らのような連中は、ロボットから私たちを見下すだけで、私たちの苦しみを理解してくれません。 9. The circumstances of humanity are what they are, no matter when you get your turn to be a member. What are you going to do with them?**“It’s good that humans thought that going to space was inevitable.”** Translation: 人類が宇宙へ行くことは不可避だと考えていたのは良いことです。 10. If you can’t control the horny, the horny gonna control you and you don’t want that. “**I can’t be saved unless I escape these carnal and emotional desires.” **Translation: これらの肉体的で感情的な欲望から逃れなければ、救われることはできません。 11. Your father’s footsteps aren’t yours. **“I guess I have daddy issues.”** Translation: どうやら私には父親問題があるようです。 12. Don’t forget that you can’t take it with you, so you better enjoy everything you got with you in the here and now. **“What can people take with them when they die?” **Translation: 人々は死んだときに何を持ち帰ることができますか 13. Is your mission more important everyone else’s? **“The earth isn’t big enough to swallow all of humanity’s egos.”** Translation: 地球は人類のすべてのエゴを飲み込むほど十分に大きくありません。 14. And if you think it is, see that motherfucker through and don’t stop until you run into another sweat. **“Then you should become a god.”** Translation: それなら、あなたは神になるべきです。

**“Yo, shut up! 我不懂中文! Get the fuck out of here, man! Shut up. Don’t touch me. Don’t fucking touch me!”** How did I get what feels like a Chinese/Hong Kong police movie production that feels like Tyler Perry produced it? How?

**“Not the bald-headed Michael Jordan.”** Takeshi comes into the city and just gives belt to everyone who fucks with his youngers. Nothing but belt. And a lot of gambling. Also, I need to reevaluate my desire for a Yakuza tattoo because I don’t think I could be ready to fight off the dirty looks that come with such an art piece on my person.