Slimed

I love bad movies. More specifically, I love movies that turned out bad, even though they were created with the best intentions, be it because the actors suck, the script is garbage, the director has no idea what they're doing, or thr crew is totally inept. What I don't love is shit like Slimed, movies that were made bad on purpose, movies that are intentionally awful. This is my first Troma movie, so I wasn't sure what to expect, but Slimed is everything I feared it could be. Slime looks like a 2008 Youtube skit done by some obnoxious sixth graders. I found the "humor" to be the worst part; I can deal with awful acting, effects, CGI, and technicals, but a comedy that isn't funny is the worst. A lady with bad makeup that hisses like a cat, a character named Pepe being called Pee Pee, people falling down stairs, these just aren't funny to me. This stuff is really awful and if it wasn't so crass, I'd assume the target audience was ten years old boys. This is a zero budget, zero effort shit show. The longest part of the credits is a list of individual sound effects that they "Sampled under the creative commons license from The Free Sound Project". I assume this is a standard Troma and movie, so I guess I just learned that Troma isn't for me. Humor is the most subjective thing in film, so maybe this one hits you different, but for me it was very childish and LOLSORANDOM XDXDXD.