Keven Hernandez

This was supposed to be an early screening of I Want Your Sex but they couldn’t get the download ready in time so we watched another movie where Olivia Wilde wanted someone’s sex

There is an epidemic of people using their phone flashlights to find their rows in a movie theater. THE LETTERS LIGHT UP IN WHEN THE MOVIE IS PLAYING ALONG WITH THE STEPS. If you cannot see maybe I don’t know get there before the movie starts because the theater uses the overhead lights.  Anyways…. Just as good on third viewing

Noel Gallagher is the stupidest person alive

Dominic Sessa leaning over a tabletop for 90 mins