
Marriage is scary because what the fuck

Boyyyy u better run much faster if u want to get that fucking bike.

If y’all’s spouses are cheating on you guys with EACH OTHER and u guys just HANG OUT without KISSING you’re IDIOTS I’d be cracking IMMEDIATELY after finding out idc if that Ho BUTT UGLY we FUCKING and probably MARRYING ONE ANOTHER out of SPITE.

WHAT’S 8 1/2 MINUS 4??