Burlesque
the acting is crazy bad, and every time you rewatch it, it gets worse and worse. BUT the experience is crazy good, so there's that.
2 stars for cher being a motherrrr, 2 for stanley tucci being a homosexual icon, and 1 for that girlie who deepthroated alan cumming's banana.
does this film actually deserve 5 stars from a cinematic perpective? hell no. but did i enjoy every second of it? hell yeah