Louie Pollard

I used to work as a school photographer and telling a subject to “smile like you would in real life” is very accurate. Also he has a fragile washi paper bedside lamp and she has a strong cardboard bedside lamp.

Why is there a cloud of cosmic dust which looks like a question mark cube? Why are the characters just shouting and pointing and things from the games? Does the spider robot feel pain? Why is he shouting? Why does mario sound like Chris Pratt just talking? Why are they posing after riding the motorbikes? Who is that for? Why can’t they make an animal cute without having it act like a dog? Why is hypnotise playing? Why is Donald Glover even here, what a waste of his talent.  Why does small bowser want to destroy the universe? That’s where he lives.  She’s really crap at holding onto that wand.  What the fuck is this dance scene? Why do they keep posing? Why is Yoshi with Them? God I am having a miserable time.  Now yoshi is singing.  What the fuck are these needle drops? So is yoshi their pet? *Ah great. More dancing. * What’s going on with the mouth shapes? It feels out of sync but I know it’s not.  Okay. I’ve had enough