War and Peace
Balaga is who?
Bolkonsky is crazy
Mary is NOT plain
Dolokhov is hot
Hélène is a slut
Anatole is a twink
Marya is who? (again)
Sonya is dumb
Natasha is dumber (me)
And Andrey isn’t here (but hot)
And what about Pierre? (He’s the best character (and crazy too)