Wayne's World

Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell.                I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago.                Excellent.                   I've had plenty of joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way... I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets.        OK, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad, but I've got an amazing cable access show,              and I still know how to party But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World for a living.           It might happen. Sh'yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. Excellent