Friday the 13th

My thoughts throughout the movie: 1. They’re all so dumb I love them 2. Trent is so bisexual 3. Grace Van Pelt and Sam Winchester being siblings is canon to me now 4. Holy fuck Clay’s boobs are huge 5. Don’t smoke weed when there’s a serial killer on the loose!!! 6. Jason may not be a good swimmer but he sure is a great archer 7. I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO SMOKE WEED WHEN THERE’S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE 8. Never have sex in a horror film have you guys never seen one of these movies before?? 9. “Are you looking for this? Cause it, uh, uh.. completes your outfit”  10. Excellent axe-thrower, too!  11. Trent and Bree deserved what happened to them!!  12. Jenna however did not. Imagine you risk your life to help find a girl you don’t even know, meanwhile your boyfriend CHEATS ON YOU and then you die ans then the girl you basically died for STILL DOESN’T MAKE IT ANYWAY!! Could barely focus with Clay’s tits staring at me half the movie but otherwise very fun :)